I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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