sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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