And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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