At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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