I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You're a disaster
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