so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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