dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Come see our sink grown plant.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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