mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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