my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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