your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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