He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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