Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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