Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
They took my balls.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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