But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
How external is "for external use only"?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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