I love black thongs
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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