Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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