Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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