u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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