North Korea, Best Korea!
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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