:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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