He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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