I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
there is glitter all over my balls
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
