i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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