Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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