This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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