doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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