So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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