One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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