ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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