Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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