Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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