After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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