we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
