I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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