READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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