you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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