did you get engaged???
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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