My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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