I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
My dick has a subreddit
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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