Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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