I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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