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(850): View more from Florida

I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.

(1-850): View more from Florida

Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.

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(541): View more from Oregon

you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?

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(512): View more from Texas

dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf

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(360): View more from Washington

All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.

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(785): View more from Kansas

U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.

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(716): View more from New York

I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day

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Eh. They balance each other out

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(901): View more from Tennessee

After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.

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