smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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