Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just want to make out with him forever
If I die, sorry about rent.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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