i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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