he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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