i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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