fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
sex in a hospital.. check
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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