that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
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