Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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